VladtheImpaler:
"Position #23 looks interesting..but where will I find a penguin?"
Occupant:
HereatStarbucksweneverserveanycoffeewe're notwillingtodrinkourselves! Killmekillmekillme!
ilovemst3k:
Ally McBeal's Final Episode
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Hot damn, I just got me an idea!" "Dad, let go of that switch and eat your dinner!"
DanZero:
"Sci-Fi meeeee..." "AHHH!"
Artanas:
"It's like uranium, when all you want is a bowl of Chex Mix?" Sorry, Alanis. "CHE!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Fabio, really, it's been twenty years since that little...accident, I think you can remove the Band-aid now." "NO! Fabio no want blood!" "Whatever..."
LasersBirthdayBlast:
Andy Dick in 'Speed'... wait a minute, that's Andy Dick ON speed. My mistake.
tadpole:
"The wife's emotionally castrating you eh? Well buy a CubCadet and relish in your manhood; for she could never drive your lawn tractor without permission eh?"
Zonk:
The double spin-off show, "Felix Unger and Hutch", just never really caught on.
JediClone:
And remember, I'm not just a member of the Marilyn Manson Hair Club For Transvestites, I'm also a client! (sticks out tounge, makes sucking noise)
Zonk:
"I do NOT over-accesorize... you can be SUCH a bitch sometimes."
Carmilla67:
Sure the vampire is dead...but what about all the litter on the highways?
Artanas:
"Malignant! Tee hee *THUD*"
Reynard_T_Fox:
"*Dave Bowman voice* Dammit, HAL, let me back in! *HAL voice* I can't do that, Dave. *Dave voice* Oh yeah, well what if I use my kung-fu action on you? HI-YA!"
JediClone:
Feel Ashamed Tomorrow
Artanas:
"Softens hands?" "While you do dishes you do, mhmm" "Very interesting Yoda, but what's with the wig?" "Personal is, wig"
TomWaits:
At 12:02, you could get them on Ebay at a 350% markup...
Artanas:
Darth Martin Mull -36.47% Darth Adrian Zmed 1% Darth David Hasselhoff 1000%
LasersBirthdayBlast:
Christopher Lloyd IS Norm MacDonald AS Howie Mandel IN "Watch My Friggin' Talk Show, It's My Last Damn Chance!"
JediClone:
Boba Fett says Boba Fett will kick your sorry tax-and-spend asses! Boba Fett says pass the Viagra! Boba Fett needs help getting his rocket up!