Artanas:
"Your pest Z'dead, or you money Z'back. Call Z'now"
SunSinner:
I say...there IS a striking family resemblance.
Neoknight:
"Home, Jeeves. I'm absolutely bushed!" Sir, you're driving. "Ah, Jeeves takes care of all things for me." Sir, the tree. "Trust in Jeeves..."
Meldrick:
This high school production would be helped so much by a guy standing off stage going 'Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.'
Neoknight:
"I pledge a knee-jerk, to the quack, of the United Teats of Umbilica. And to the republic, which has much nads, one station, under Bob, invisible..."
Artanas:
And now, Haim Van Der Leonardo Beek Feldman with an exerpt from his autobiographical tale 'Damn You Mother'
BiggieTheGrad:
Hey shut up, you guys! Stop making fun! You're just jealous 'cause you don't have Jack Palance growing out of your head. My skull craps bigger than you! *sob*
JediClone:
A British watch
Occupant:
So much easier to deal with than the people at Geico Coy.
Artanas:
"Did you remember the parsley?" "Oops" "Oops? Ba'al doesn't like it when you say 'oops'"
Angel_Noir:
"Sports Line, you're on the air." "You suck!" "Sports Line, your on the air." "Bite me!" "Sports Line, you're on the air." "Son?" "Mom?" "Dickhead!"
Occupant:
Everyone thought there was only one Tweety Bird, but no one suspected there had been thousands . . . or where Sylvester kept the bodies.
Artanas:
Hallmark is proud to present, just in time for Father's Day... "Look What Sprang From Your Loins, You Asshole".
E_B_A:
then the color photocopier broke and they had to stop.
Occupant:
Sister-In-Law of Frankenstein
Angel_Noir:
Monolith Lite. All the evolutionary guidance, half the calories!
MirandaRamsey:
Truly, all it takes is a man sensitive enough to know what's needed.
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Ready for that date, Reynard?" "Oh yeah." "Let's make sure. Money?" "Check." "Breath spray?" "Check." "Man sensitive enough to know what's needed?" "Damn!"
Laserblast:
Not now Donny, Daddy's trying to watch the big game.
Reynard_T_Fox:
Looks like the caterer spiked Don's vodka with alum again.
Laserblast:
Sure it's exclusive, but how many countries really accept a "Federal Breast Inspector" card in lieu of a passport?