Anatotitan:
Someone should tell her that's not the most effective way to do aerobics.
JediClone:
"Species: The Musical"... "o/' Oh if I were a hybrid, yiddayiddayidda yiddayiddaiyddaya, I would screw and do in men each day, each and every way I can!"
Spike72:
I'm sorry, I am SO lost.....is this the part where she wiggles her nose and shit happens??
Jazzsoda:
"Nuts." "What is it, honey?" "Nuts. I left my nuts on the couch again. God, somebody coulda sat on 'em. Hey! How long we been sleepin' in a buddhist temple?"
Scouty:
Just how many Jello shots does it take for the lead singer of Blur to do Dorf impersonations? Not many, it turns out...
Artanas:
Jada Thinkit Shit
HanoverF:
I give episode one a Kow!, which on the Batman scale is better then a Zot! but nowhere near a Za-Bang!
Jazzsoda:
"Baby one more... one more... time one more..." "We need to get this girl a talent transfusion, STAT!" That's next on "PR"!
Artanas:
"It's like meeting Torquemada and getting walled up when all I want is a Big Mac?" Ooo, sorry Alanis, not ironic "Damn!"
Jazzsoda:
Everybody wants that mackarel! But who's got the tartar sauce?
HanoverF:
You know, I was wrong, Kurt Russel does make a fine Mrs. Bates
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Not a single Demmy nomination, oh well, at least I still have my fumes. *sniff* They'll never snub me..."
Jazzsoda:
Ah, but the headbutt is ineffective against the Kool-Aid guy! You're in a world of hurt now, buddy! Time to tear open a packet of whup-ass!
Meldrick:
Mapplethorpe's Evil Dead.
Hippie:
Kolchak stacks his fake driver's licenses and flips through them fast. The pictures appear to be blowing a raspberry.
Artanas:
. o O (Strange, I usually don't have stigmatas this early in the morning. How bizarre, how bizarre)
JediClone:
Rejected Queen Amidala Hairstyle #5: The "Pubes Of Steel"
Hippie:
Awesome! In the phone book he's Ricci, Ricardo! Isn't that so--Kolchak! Kolchak, hon, where you going? I'm sorry! I didn't mean to ignore you, Kolchak!