Reynard_T_Fox:
"Come on, Harold, make love to me like you used to." "No, we sold the nippleclamps at our last garage sale, remember?" "Oh yeah."
Artanas:
"Hi kids! Victor The Vibrator here! You'll want to pay attention to the upperleft corner of the screen, that's where I save the day by satisfying the psychic!"
Occupant:
I knew there was a reason Alanis Morrisette always wears long sleeves!
Hippie:
No, Mr. Wolf! I'm taking this basket to Grandma Dahmer's and I mustn't be late.
Scouty:
November Rain, my ass! They weren't really married you know! Cheap bastard and bitch! Bitter?? A little!
AAAron333:
Area 52: Secret Government Tractor Testing Facility. "The truth is next door."
Hippie:
Man! A whole world full of people constructed like action figures! The Hasbros rule complacently while the Kenners long for revolution!
JoeAnthrax:
.oO(Friggin Bobby Fischer, so many damn rules about playing...a certain lighting, a certain board, sterile environment...)
Hippie:
Now with his massive arm prototype finished, Heinrich P. Mouse is ready to start his construction of horrible deathbots to enslave humanity.
SunSinner:
Yes, Lord Mickey, I know I have left the flock. Yes, Lord Mickey, I am penitent. Yes, Lord Mickey, forgive, forgive.
E_B_A:
Call now. He's gotta tell SOMEONE about the war.
Laserblast:
It's true what they say on the Hollywood grapevine, Billy Barty is one damned tempermental star.
JediClone:
"Nell Keely, now that you've won $10 million, what do you have to say?" "McMahon smells like beer and old mayonaise" "Why does EVERYONE have to point that out?"
Artanas:
Then there was the day Barney took a bigger snort than usual... "Hi kids! I love you, you spank me. We'll all be much more happy!" *THUD*
Laserblast:
Bob knew it was hopeless, but playing "got your Adam's apple" seemed to make Richard Lewis' last few hours more enjoyable.
Hippie:
The 137th Dennis Hopper Squadron prepares to enter the war in Kosovo.
E_B_A:
Suddenly Steve noticed something disturbing on his Delta-provided customer flight map.
Artanas:
The Matrix has... sunk your battleship...
Seltaeb:
Personally, I wouldn't open my personal ad with that line...
Reynard_T_Fox:
Today, our Roving Eye reporter takes a look at-no, stop that! Terribly sorry, sir, I'll pay for the dry cleaning. Bad Roving Eye, bad!
JoeAnthrax:
"I'll get right to work as soon as I finish my Soylent Green Lunchable!"