teambanzai:
Anthropologists have been studying Fresno for going on 40 years to determine why people live there. Could they really like raisins that much?
teambanzai:
Okay now go out this hole and head south for about thirty miles, when you reach the top of the Grape Vine you'll be out of Kern County and away from Fresno.
Mr_Grant:
*On my first visit to Chez Beans I sampled the Weiner-n-Beans Platter ($6.95). This was, to say the least, explosively delicious...*
teambanzai:
~Well the grape harvest is in. ~Now what? ~Now we wait around till they shrivel up and turn into raisins. "Fresno! Life's different up here"
teambanzai:
Fresno, land of ADVENTURE!
teambanzai:
...in other news today a near riot broke out in the Fresno KMart after the lights went out.
Mr_Grant:
Are YOU the man to see about entering the Miss Raisin Festival pageant?
Mr_Grant:
All you young ladies who want to enter the Miss Raisin Festival pageant, line up over there at my Airstream.
teambanzai:
Looks like 80's hair never went out of style in Fresno.
teambanzai:
When in Fresno be sure to drop by Chip's Auto Parts and New Age Trinkets.
Generik:
"I'm gonna go hunt me some Fresno Grizzlies, I am!" "But... but they're a Triple A team!" "Yeah. I'm not ready for major league bear."
MirandaRamsey:
It's pure mayhem at the Miss Raisin Beauty Pageant.
teambanzai:
Welcome to Fresno, I'd like you to meet my wife and sister.
teambanzai:
~Oh, Lord stuck in Lodi again. ~Could be worse Ted, could be stuck in Fresno.
Mr_Grant:
Dewayne Richmond, King of the Raisin Festival. What daughter of Fresno WOULDN'T want to be his royal consort?
teambanzai:
And don't forget Fresno's annual virgin sacrifice at the height of the summer solstice.
Generik:
Last year's King and Queen of the Fresno Raisin Festival are reluctant to give up their crowns...
teambanzai:
Look I'm telling you this is not Fresno, everything around here is green and green is just not a color associated with Fresno.
Mr_Grant:
And now my secret ingredient: RAISIN JUICE!
Mr_Grant:
Year: 2003. Subject: Duchovny, D. Occupation: Roommate #4, "MTV's The Real World: Fresno"