YingYang:
"I'm gonna be on 'Star Trek'!" "I'm dressed like I should be on 'The Sopranos'!"
Mr_Grant:
This is my Kirk costume รก la 'A Piece Of The Action.' Won't you please tell Mr. Berman that I'm here to audition?
Mr_Grant:
See that really dim star? That's Bakula.
Mr_Grant:
~Kirk here. ~Bill? Hi, it's Scott. ~Scotty? Is there a problem with the engines? ~No, Scott BAKULA. Look, I was wondering-<s;click>s;
Mr_Grant:
This week, Sam attempts to leap into the lucrative Star Trek franchise. Guest Starring Chevy Chase as Mr. Spork.
YingYang:
Why would they want Blacula to be the captain of the new show? Isn't blaxploitation over with?
YingYang:
Too much Romulan Ale, Bakky?
Mr_Grant:
Bakula gets ready for his Trek audition by getting Biff to inject him with a hypospray, while Roy does the Vulcan neck pinch.
YingYang:
That's not how you do the Vulcan greeting, numbnuts...
Mr_Grant:
~So what does a Starfleet yeoman, do, exactly? ~Well, it's not so much 'what' as 'who'. ~You mean 'whom'. ~Really? Whatever.
David_Stark:
Help! The ghost of Shatner is making me sing like this!
Mr_Grant:
o/ Where's Captain Kirk / Where's Captain Kir-ir-irk o/
Mr_Grant:
Theorizing he could time travel within his own lifetime, William Shatner stepped into the accelerator... and vanished.
Mr_Grant:
*Dear Mr Bakula: Mr William Shatner of Montreal, Quebec did not break this chain letter, and he has become a beloved pop culture icon...*