teambanzai:
HELLO FRESNO!!!!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???!!!!????
lil_amish_boy:
Stunned at the word "Fresno" (that city name always makes me laugh. probably because I don't have to live there)
Generik:
The Fresno Municipal Opera presents "Les Miserables" in the big park down on Raisin Street every Wednesday night and Saturday afternoon.
teambanzai:
~You're from Fresno? ~Yes but I got out before the great raisin famine of 95. ~Lucky you.
empath_1:
"and they say that Salmonious loves to eat bananas, while he's in Fresno!"
lil_amish_boy:
Driving to Fresno. (Fresno: Bakersfield without the charm. Some of you will get that joke. Others, just laugh anyway)
Generik:
"A puppy vampire? No, can't say I've seen one of those around here lately... you try Fresno? They've got all sorts of weird things there!"
teambanzai:
And now a list of reasons to visit Fresno.
Generik:
"Ooh, you see that last cap? I want to meet that chick!" "Yeah... think we can get her to Fresno?"
teambanzai:
And this is my "friend" He's from Fresno, oh and he loves movies about gladiators.
MrAtomik:
I don't think we're in Fresno anymore.
lil_amish_boy:
Ooh! Let me say it! FRESNO!!!!! (hahahhahahhah)
teambanzai:
And don't worry we've got plenty of snipers stationed all along the 99 to make sure nobody gets out of Fresno.
Mr_Grant:
"Eco-Challenge: The Outskirts of Fresno"
teambanzai:
Mr. Grant wakes up surrounded by the Fresno Mafia, wishing to express their displeasure with all the caps.
teambanzai:
You know we're real close to getting flush toilets and electricity here in Fresno, and when that happens I think Barstow's going to be jealous.
Mr_Grant:
Fresno's finest restaurant, an outdoor cafe with a picnic theme.
Mr_Grant:
Gary Sandy, proprietor of Fresno's 'Chez Beans' (lunch, dinner, closed Mondays. Reservations accepted)