YingYang:
Isn't the loneliest number, but it's less than what I'm used to having next to me in bed after an all night keg party at Yaphet Kotto's... Dude, I sound like Dennis Miller...
CapMidnight:
"Yes, I'm serious about sacrificing to fight terrorism. Yes, I think you airport guards do a good job. Yes, here are all my metal teeth fillings, ripped out of my mouth..."
cambria36:
"F--kin' Washington Post," says Dick Nixon, who is still dead by the way.
Mr_Grant:
Rialto Community Players proudly present: "Gosford Park"
Mr_Grant:
~But my name is Larry. ~Below stairs you shall be known as Mr. ImissMST3K.
UnReality:
"Now all I need are a couple of hot chicky-mama's and a box of wine..."
amycamus:
The White House revealed today that Tom Ridge, director of Homeland Security, did indeed call 1-877-8Brinks for a free analysis.
UnReality:
"Ack! It's the mark of the devil!" "You think EVERYTHING is the mark of the devil, Mr. Ashcroft!" "Get thee behind me, Satan!"
rickubis:
So, I became a plumber because I liked the adventure. A man alone, get in, get out.
teambanzai:
It's 25 past seven and welcome back to Good Morning Starfleet, next up Jose Ebair cuts my beard and Martha Stewart's got something yummy cooking up in the replicator.
Mr_Grant:
"Hi, and welcome to Starfleet's Funniest Log Entries. Our first excerpt comes from Captain Morton Frandle of the USS Kennedy, and his First Contact with the Nudeans of Genitalia Prime..."
UnReality:
"That is coming out of your allowance, Mr. Data!"
Mr_Grant:
"Thank god: the toothless greasy tow truck driver with naked lady mudflaps, Hustler in the front seat and his fly open. We're SAVED!" thought Britney Spears after her limo broke down outside Fresno.
Shockeye:
In this 30 seconds of film, the word Like is said 3746 times.
Shockeye:
Transwarp Factoid: Scotty is the most drunken member of the ship according to this Yahoo poll.
Shockeye:
Klingon tries to get something out of the top of the closet. A box falls on his head. Scotty laughs.
GersonK:
"You know what can really carry a super group? Plenty of heroin." "Shouldn't that be heroines?" "Ummm, yeah, whatever."
teambanzai:
Never invade Russia in the Winter.
GlitterRock:
"It's been six weeks, Linda. If that logo ain't finished with paper training now, he ain't never gonna be!"
Soozcat:
"What?" "He said the new sheriff is near!"
gleeb:
Yeah, I was conceived while my Mom and Pop were watching a Cinemascope movie on TV.