LongLiveRock:
Saffy is shocked by Patsy and Edina's new boyfriends.
MrAtomikInTexas:
Dangit, all these computers on board and yet we STILL use these darned filing cabinets.
RodRocket:
"Every week I had to remind Kirk Cameron he was on 'Growing Pains', and that my name was not Justine Bateman."
MSTieMuppet:
"I'm leaving you Helen, and I'm taking the garbage with me."
Generik:
"Holy moley! A couple of Greenpeace activists are trying to drag Pamela Anderson's implants back into the ocean!"
IMissMST3K:
"Yes! We're all married and the reservations are under Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. Smith!"
JAUSTRALIS:
<Type type> "To view this website, you must use a P.C. instead of a Mac"
Buffoon:
"Yep! I sell my compadres for food! Kinda makes that whole slavery thing y'all went through in the 1800's seem almost nice, don't it?"
The_Seer:
zzzt ... "I'd like to announce to the babes in the store that I have quite a large 'tool' and I know how to use it, if you know what I mean."
Nyssa23:
And now, the Philip Glass Minimalist House.
RGrant:
Yes, blow it back to God, Jones.
RGrant:
Congratulation on your purchase of the Ark of the Covenant. Please fill out the enclosed registration and mail it immediately to: God, P.O. Box 001
screaming_fist:
"Let's spoon to the left tonight."
Mr_Grant:
~I want the side by the clock radio. ~Oh Lou, you ALWAYS get that side of the bed.
Agent_Moldy:
Robert Patrick knew he'd hit rock bottom when he realized he'd just slept with a second-rate, one-year cast member of SNL.
144b:
This Spring, fashions scream Solids! With wool jackets & coats. Form fitting uniforms, with matching sidearms.
Mr_Grant:
"There's an old joke. Two elderly women are at a Catskills Mountain resort, & one says 'the food in this place is terrible'. And the other says 'I know, & such small portions.'"
y_u_i_otta:
"THIS IS THE BEST SLEEP OVER I'VE EVER BEEN TO!!!"
Mr_Grant:
The marksmanship range at The Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts. Hit a dancer and win a kewpie doll.
Indomitus:
1 cup Michael J Fox, 2 tablespoons Eddie Money, a dash of Rutger Hauer, and a pair of sunglasses. A star, baby!
Mr_Grant:
It's a little known fact: the real reason Talking Heads broke up is because Buffoon's ex-wife moved in on Chris Franz.
chilwil:
Ah, I love a good sunset... Crap. Pa, the barn's on fire again!
Agent_Moldy:
Night of the Lincoln Dead.
Neoknight:
Ummm... Mr Dylan? Closer to the camera, please. We can't read the signs you're holding up way back there.
MirandaRamsey:
"They call it a 'bouffant.' Hell if I know."