stareater:
Wilford Brimley joins the fray in backing Grandpa Simpson's call for the "Matlock Freeway."
HeyChickenhead:
For the LAST FRIGGIN TIME, it's the RIGHT thing to do and the TASTY way to do it!
Mr_Grant:
UN Ambassador Wilford Brimley: "My plan for the Balkans is to get them on an oat bran diet. Constipation = Frustration = Anger = War."
MirandaRamsey:
"...my last point referred to the point about points."
onthesammich:
For 85 years people have been handing me food and cooing, "Give it to Mikey, blah blah blah." Well dammit, I don't like it anymore.
YibbleGuy:
My old pennant from Ben Vereen Signs A Legal Document University! God, that brings back memories...
Mr_Grant:
Britney had been agonizing for weeks over the perfect stage name, when... "Thats it! Of course! *music swells* 'Britney ASPARAGUS'! No wait-"
Nyssa23:
"I want to thank you guys for making the Attila the Hun Show the success it is today!"
TravisBickle:
"You'll never get away with this." "Sure I will. I'll just pin it on some young African-American male. The LAPD will eat it up." "Ooooh, you are good."
_Shamus:
"I'm Flamed-Broiled. The most feared supervillain of our time." "Hey, those are just painted on." "Curse you, Johnny Crew-Cut."
CapMidnight:
"It's time to.... Tell the Truth! Will the REAL TV's Torgo... please stand up!! (...No, you don't have to stand up straight... sigh. Raise your hand, or...)"
CapMidnight:
"Domino's Power... may I take your order? Who? California?! Twenty million kilowatts, to go?!? ...You want fries with that?"
Agent_Moldy:
Garfunkel was miffed. He'd waited by the schoolyard all day, but Paul and Julio never showed up.
MrAtomik:
And here she is, that Commy Heartthrob, Wonde Woke.
amycamus:
But the truth was, Old Shep was OLD. There'd be no more herding Porsches and Ferraris for HIM. Nope - just old Buick sedans...
suggs:
The 'ell?!? Why am I a member of Britain's #1 nuttiest pop-band Madness?
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
20 rockin' power ballads by your favorite artists!
Mr_Grant:
Captain's Log: The Enterprise is in spacedock for a refit. Meanwhile, we have been given a loaner...
Racerex:
After the peace treaty with the Klingons reduced military spending, Starfleet cut back on a lot of things, including shuttlecraft...