flavio:
As god as my witness, I will get Quarter Flash back together.
DarkOracle:
Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice, the door to the Hot Tub room is locked and no one can find Wonder Woman and Aqua Man...
rickubis:
Scotty! We need coffee! A lot of it! And a really big mug!
EnochF:
"Er, captain, how about, instead of *burying* the treasure, we use it to buy things... things we need..."
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Hi, Mimi Rogers here. Have you heard the word of L Ron Hubbard lat <click>
DarkOracle:
"Lo, what light from yonder window breaks? It's your dad! And he's called the cops!"
Mr_Grant:
Steven Weber's show is cancelled, and the network gives him 15 minutes to get his stupid junk and his scrawny, unfunny ass out of the building.
JAUSTRALIS:
Steven Weber just found out that 'Wings' is no longer syndicated.
Mr_Grant:
.oO Aww, why does the Weber Show have to suck so badly? Maybe I'll call Tim & see if he can get me onto The Fugitive... Oo.
ArchHallJr:
James Woods IS Steven Weber.
teambanzai:
I love it when a plan comes together.
teambanzai:
Okay, I'm going to get B.A. and Murdock and I'll be right back.
teambanzai:
~They call me the Faceman! ~I thought that Battlestar Galactica guy was Face? ~Shhhh. Look, we're pulling a Bewitched I'm playing the role now.
Mr_Grant:
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden CO2-Powered Catapult."
lil_amish_boy:
Flying Stuntman, Sleeveless Chucklehead.
TheDiva:
Eh, you young whippersnapper heros, back in my day we had to take Troy with nothing but a wooden horse and our wits--and we were HAPPY, dangit!
Generik:
He *wants* to rock and roll all night and party every day, but somehow he's gotten stuck boogie-oogie-oogie-ing until he just can't boogie no more.
TheDiva:
Hercules utterly confuses his opponents by going into a number from "Singing in the Rain"
Beedo:
Great, even AMOEBAS are using cell-phones now!
Generik:
The Popeye Phone never caught on outside of blokes what ates their spinach. Ah-kakakakakakakaaaa!
Cyclops2003:
Man, phones really work out.
Buffoon:
*Due to truth in advertising laws, this is not a suitable slogan for any singles bar in Seattle.*
MrAtomik:
Shoot, HAL says that most of the Malibu lights outside the station have failed and he wants me to do an EVA.
Soozcat:
At last we shall reveal ourselves to the Jedi!
alexgariepy:
What are YOUR thoughts on this issue, crab grass? *silence*
Mr_Grant:
Pallettes stacked with rolls of giant Mentos are offloaded in Syria, to be trans-shipped by truck at night to the Iraqi border...
Soozcat:
Mentos, the Freshmaharishi!
Generik:
"I really thought the Seattle aquarium would be a little bigger..." "Oh, but wait'll you see the Tetras! And there's a Starbucks down the hall!"