"MrGrant's Caption Dataset 1.3.1"
Mar. 7-9, 2001





Agent_Moldy:
o/ 'Cuz I come from Alabama with Anne Lockhart on MacNee... o/


Mr_Grant:
o/ O Canada... my home & native land... true patriot love... in all thy sons command... with glowing hearts we see thee rise, the true north strong & free...o/


Mr_Grant:
HE'S Sgt. John Brown II, or 'Two.' HE'S Officer Wayne 'The Afro' Liddell. Together they're "Two & 'Fro." They're cops.


DarkOracle:
I have this hypothosis that I developed while capping "The Sentinel" that Scifi is just subliminally telling us to buy Venetian blinds...


DarkOracle:
"Daryl, we're outta beer." "Ahhh forsooth, my anger burns with the intensity of a thousand suns!" "Uhh... OK, wanna make a run?"


YingYang:
"Wong, this is Dong. And to my right is Kong." "Dong." "Wong." "Kong." "Wong." "Kong." "Dong."


teambanzai:
Mary Poppins' is Stanley Kowalski in A Spoon Full of Streetcar. Next YSMT.


Loodvig:
Each student will learn how to make spƤtzle, lederhosen, and Nutella spread.


DarkOracle:
"My Summer Vacation. By Susie Smith. My Summer Vacation was fun. I went to Las Vegas. I caged danced for liquor. I bought a pet rat named Buddy. The end."


EnochF:
"So, the other day, I take one of them, uh..." "Spiked clubs?" "Yeah. And I just bash myself in the face with it a couple times." "I hate when that happens."


EnochF:
"Now for the kung-fu fight scene between Hamlet and Laertes..." "You've taken some liberties with the script, then?"


cambria36:
The microwave instructions failed to mention, "People stay on the OUTside."


Mr_Grant:
Interesting thematic juxtaposition: She's IN a brick house, yet SHE is NOT a brick house.


teambanzai:
*SHOVE* Tuck and roll grandma!



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