Cambot:
Early versions of the MST3K silhouette didn't work very well...
Chebby:
Destined to be a classic in the internet archives, and shown at Gerson's website.
DrClayForrester:
Atlantis appeared today, much to the surprise of the occupants of this small Louisiana town, not to mention several thousand fish.
LauraPowers:
That guy on the right not only plays football, but he balances long metal objects on his forehead simultaneously.
MilkboxLarry:
"Why, yes. I *am* Brak's father..."
Buffoon:
"Miss Johnson? Run down to Powell's and see if my book order has come in."
shanky:
"Wanna hear how my day went?" "Not now, Dear. I'm reading Ziggy.
LauraPowers:
.oO(A penny? Next time I'm poppin' my zits in their food, the cheap bastards!)
DrClayForrester:
Well, Mr. Johnson... I dunno how it happened, but I Super Glued my hands to my butt. Frankly, I kinda like it.
LauraPowers:
"Huzzah! Do the funky chicken, my good boy! Absolutely spiffing!"
chilwil:
the real reason that F.L. Wright stopped designing houses. aliens in the sky would hover and laugh at him.
gleeb:
Well, it's good to see that Crazy-Glue guy got down safely.
Buffoon:
"We used to represent the Lollipop Guild. Now we're enforcers for the Gambino Family."
NurseNoir:
"Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name... "
GersonK:
Today on TV Food - Shopping With Lugosi.
Hinermad:
"You look familiar." "I watched you shower this morning." "Oh! Uh, well, it's been... I mean... you won't tell anyone what you saw, will you?" "Relax - everyone uses Scooby Doo soap."
Racerex:
Years after his death, Dean Martin's accountants are still trying to figure out the extent of his bar tab.
tinaw:
Here is a previously un-released in-store closed-circuit tv tape of Sammy Davis, Jr., shoplifting. So Winona wasn't the first, after all.