EireCat:
"I want it removed doctor. There's only so long I can pass this growth off as a hat."
EireCat:
Unfortunately, someone had just buttered the pole and Gary was flung into orbit.
GizM:
How the hell'd my mouse cursor get in there?
Reynard_T_Fox:
Simplified road map of Portland, Oregon.
Moatas:
"We are the ghost of Christmas Past..." // "Hey. isn't there only supposed to be one ghost at a time?" // "See, I knew you'd muck it up, Henry!"
Gnasche:
The 11th Dr. Who was nothing more than an ex-Liberal Party candidate with a slight lisp.
Crow T. Robo:
The wine cellars of Ernest & Julio Gallo, the day after Ted Kennedy came to visit.
TyranosaurisRex:
Man, that new Plinko game on The Price is Right is really complicated
MilkboxLarry:
Your average capper staring at their screen trying to vome up with a good cap for screengrabs of a steal mill...
craeft:
"No Billy. I really am Jesus Christ. I'd show you, but my stigmata is killing me."
EireCat:
Billy considers that maybe shaving the school mascot and setting it loose in the principal's car wasn't the best idea.
guido:
"Steve, quit trying to start the car with the Force, I'm hungry!"
adsinfinitum:
"No seriously, laugh at me one more time and I'll gut you like an Atlantic Salmon..." "Heeheeheehee- ya big thilly!"
MilkboxLarry:
Raelians, Heaven's Gate, Wacoville, and Kamp Kool-Aid...
shanky:
"How many cappers does it take to cap someone changing a lightbulb."
LauraPowers:
Define 'had', 'been', 'penetration', and 'is'.
DrClayForrester:
In an amazing feat of strength, Eugene will lift this ENTIRE CHAIR!
MilkboxLarry:
"Okay... I've got the greatest hits of Jam Handy ready to roll over here!"