Agent_Moldy:
From the maker of the double-necked guitar comes -- the DOUBLE BOILER! *cheers, applause*.
da_upstart:
D.J. Eddie Munster
Buffoon:
PUMAT between Wayne Newton, Liberace and Dick York.
wd40:
A shadoughy organization, no doubt.
FryGirl:
What's the meat in my burrito?
FryGirl:
Falied children's book titles: "So Your Mommy Doesn't Love You Anymore", "D Is For Divorce", "Huckleberry Hound Joins AA", "Life Sucks A Big One, Charlie Brown!"
MSTzilla:
looks like my old vibrating football game. Damned thing was dented, so all the guys ended up in one corner.
DrClayForrester:
Judges for the International Art School judge contestants' pictures of Pirate Pete and Timmy the Turtle.
DrClayForrester:
Next on Geraldo: The Secret of Al Capone's Uncle's Second Cousin's Brother's Model A Glovebox...
Meldrick:
Now I just need to get someone to punch me in the stomach, take my money, and I won't need to take that vacation to Tiajuana.
Mr_Bad_Movie:
And if the women don't find you handsome, at least they can find you handy!
amycamus:
I *KNEW* it was a bad idea to let Tim Burton direct the Power Puff Girls sequel!
amycamus:
I *ASK* for a nice screengrab, but NOoooooo! All I get is THIS junk!
MilkboxLarry:
"The new Cadillac Fantasia, with optional Tinkerbell navigation system..."
UnReality:
"Got chum?"
tinaw:
"Oh dear, this Cheez-Whiz stew is taking too long to solidify."
gleeb:
The cheese suit, fast becoming de rigeur on Wall Street.
LauraPowers:
HOW TASTELESS. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WROTE IT ALL IN CAPS.