DrClayForrester:
Each of them is lost in thought about which of them will drop the soap after gym class...
chilwil:
"i'm looking for a monkey named george."
Hinermad:
Submitted for your approval - an alternate universe where photographs are captioned by Morse Code. A nightmarish fantasy, or the 9th plane of Hell? Learn the truth in... the Twilight Zone."
flavio:
"Remember me? Crappy modern art from the 70s that litters all the buildings downtown?"
gleeb:
OK, after those 16 carafes of hot go-juice, I can fake giving a damn about coffee-usage statistics!
tinaw:
Life sucks, life sucks, life sucks, life sucks, IT'S FRIDAY!!! WOO-HOO! IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT! It's Sunday night already?! Life sucks, life sucks...
gleeb:
Next item on the agenda: What to do if killer ducks invade over the Andes from Chile....Man, I gotta stop making the agenda during the cocktail hour.
flavio:
"Hi kids, I'm Mephistopholes. Stay in school!"
gleeb:
*thunk* Edna, look what you're doing!
LauraPowers:
"Hey, you wanna *raises eyebrows*." "No, I don't wanna *raises eyebrows*." "Comeon, you know you wanna *raises eyebrows*." "There will be no *raises eyebrows*."
LauraPowers:
.oO(Can't sleep, clown'll eat me. Can't sleep, clown'll eat me. Can't sleep, clown'll eat me. Can't sleep, clown'll eat me. Can't sleep, clown'll eat me. Can't sleep, clown'll eat me.)
HoneyT:
Whoa! Uh, sir, I suggest you save that until we actually *enter* the Men's Room?
GersonK:
Any second now, Thundercleese is gonna torch those bushes.
HoneyT:
Ray Charles's retinas? What the hell *is* this?
DrClayForrester:
Pieces for "Tetris '52" are prepared to be dropped by milkmen.
MilkboxLarry:
Celebrate in style with new "Poopfetti!"
DangerKitty:
"If you wanna super size your bong, please tell our cashier before purchasing."
eber3:
Soft enough to wipe your ass and your face! Although we recommend doing it in the other order.