evetsggod:
the six million dollar lucy kicks into action
TyranosaurisRex:
Young ensigns Kirk and Spock tip a few at a Space Academy kegger.
MilkboxLarry:
"Your attention please... Now in goal for your Anchorage Anchors, number 33... Nanook!"
gleeb:
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him obey city ordinances.
gleeb:
I hope that's a squirrel and not a chipmunk that ate a bran muffin.
BlakHat1:
Time to call the glue factory...or the clay factory?
tinaw:
"Nooooooooooope! That wasn't me!"
rickubis:
Like many geeks, I feel that *everyone* should understand references I make to Star Trek. Romulan, for instance, is *not* those noodles in a cup.
MilkboxLarry:
How much wood could a woodchuck crap, if a woodchuck could crap wood?
Buffoon:
"So you say the reason the Earth revolves is..." "Giant hamsters in a cage wheel at the Earth's core." "You're insane." "Prove me wrong."
MilkboxLarry:
"I *told* you not to put Sparky in the microwave!"
Nyssa23:
Psst! Hey kid! Wanna buy a block?
gleeb:
But the radio still works
DiscoBoy:
PUMAT: Eegah!, Leatherface and... MANNIX!
GersonOfUncleSam:
Holy crud. It's cheese past salami? I should really be going home.
carbonbased:
The Stoney Associates only had one hit in 1971, but bands have been covering it ever since.
Agent_Moldy:
4. Lots of Cheez-Whiz. 5. Know a good ventriloquist. 6. Spam, spam, eggs and spam. 7. Working wood chipper. 8. Have every episode of "She's the Sheriff" on tape.
screaming_fist:
*clicks on the links*