shanky:
"Is Crow on a date?"
MilkboxLarry:
I was greatly dissappointed by the deleted scenes in the "Langoliers" DVD...
tinaw:
"Ever capped when you were wasted? No? Well, let's fire you up then!"
Mr_Grant:
The Seattle International Film Festival-- Because you can't sit on your ass in the dark enough(tm)
MilkboxLarry:
"Skoodley-bop-a-shabam! Hello, ma'am. My name's Mel Torme and I'm selling Amway..." [SLAM!]
tinaw:
Bemused-cam
gleeb:
Tryouts to be the old codger who sits on the front porch of the General Store whittling.
JurassicPork:
The story of Lady Godiva, Iowa-style.
Beckett:
"Elenore Rigby adjusts the face she keeps in a jar by the door."
Mercutio_Jones:
The line to try out for the new guitar player for AC/DC
porpoise:
Are these the high heeled boys I've heard about having a low spark?
Moatas:
"Hey, is your sister Debbie around? The milkman sent us."
SlarthyBartFast:
Four and a half gleeb plus one and one half rickubus equals a riot of laffs on the next episode of Inventing Situations!
Moatas:
47 Across. Sign of the ram? 5-letters
NurseNoir:
"Dear Mr. Gerson, I never believed the captions on your website were real, but then one night..."
gleeb:
The ghosts of the people who've been hit by that streetcar like to mess with the current driver's mind. It relieves some of the monotony of being dead
Mr_Grant:
Hi, I played the fat nerdy kid in all the Far Side cartoon. I used to wear thick glasses, but now, thanks to Lasik laser eye surgery...
evetsggod:
spearmint gum and mayonnaise on the same board? that, my friends, is SYNERGY!!!