mishapen_head:
I ain't drivin' that thing, human body cant withstand speeds of over 12 mph, yep, thats right
MilkboxLarry:
Must be British Airways...
144b:
It's the Sci-Fi Channel's Cematery. Over there is Lexx & Farscape. And next to it it's MST3k.
mishapen_head:
Ah crimony!.... $2.29 a gallon?
MilkboxLarry:
Via a hidden camera, it's discovered who's been writing captions in the magazines in the employee's break room...
Zonk:
Wow! I was just thinking to myself, "You know what I really love to cap? Poorly lit burlap sacks of horse sh*t."
porpoise:
Pull 'em.
shanky:
"What is the major of most male college atheletes?"
MilkboxLarry:
During the great radio strike of 1942, Danny Kaye practices his "Well!" look in preperation for subbing for Jack Benny.
torgone:
Tiny LeMans! Starring Tiny Steve McQueen!
anti-hero:
Wider screen! I said wider motherf**ker now make it WIDER!
Dante83:
"Hm, so that's the big black wall. Somehow I was expecting more." "Well, the name does kind of say it all, dear." "I know. I'm not saying it's BAD. I just thought it'd be, you know, more."
cambria36:
Pssst... Wanda, I've got 3 bolts and a screw left over..what the f**k do I do know?
Beckett:
"Picking up something here...it seems there's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold...and she's...buying...a...starway...to..heav...en."