Hinermad:
"You're not allowing my deduction for clothing expenses?" "You can't deduct clothing unless it's required for your job." "But I'm Elmer Fudd! Flannel is part of my job description!"
Buffoon:
"...and I was thinking maybe you could say 'I am not a crook.' Maybe include something like the speech about your dog." "Checkers? Damn, I miss that dog." "Yes, Mr. President, I know."
144b:
Yeah, I have Tabatha right here. Oh, she's okay, but I want 100 thousand in unmarked bills placed in bus locker #0042, if not, she dead!
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Let's see what kind of road tapes I've got... Alan Parsons Project/ELO, the 4 seasons sing Dylan, Little River Band, last week's Dr. Demento...
MrAtomik:
API, American Petroleum Institute, Lobbying Governement into overthrowing oil rich countries for over 100 Years!
MrAtomik:
Suddenly colour invaded Inventing Situations and the Atomik household nearly exploded... again
Reynard_T_Fox:
Any minute now, the Daffy Duck on the lower screen is going to start arguing with the Daffy Duck on the upper screen.
Reynard_T_Fox:
Any minute now, we're going to pass by a man sitting at a desk in the middle of the road who will announce that it is now time for something completely different.
HoneyT:
Lync Hayes demonstrates how to load film into a projector
UnReality:
Keepin' it reel.
Moatas:
Current Elvis sightings
beckett:
"Patent # 123,154,765.....the Automatic Butt Wiper."
rickubis:
We now return to Cheech and Chong in....well does it really matter?
rickubis:
How to Mutilate Cattle like the Aliens Do. Part one: Find Grass.
chilwil:
"yeah, they said. join the army, they said...i'm friggin' milking aliens!"
E_the_E:
"Somebody else eat Billy's ice cream cone; He's been a bad little boy."
E_the_E:
"So it's agreed... we ALL get a bite of Billy's ice cream cone."
Zee:
Joe Don Baker's porno