E_B_A:
*CRUNCH CRUNCH!* "These plastic forks are GREAT!"
tadpole:
"Ya, I pulled a few bongs with Jedi once... he gets kinda weird when he's high, you know? But anyways, didjaever smoke so much that........ what was I sayin?.."
JediClone:
That's a good boy. Wanna fetch the frisbee again?
MildredPierce:
"Jupiter!" "Jupiter!!" Jupiter!!!" "It's only a model.." "Shhh.."
Cerg:
Shaving her legs with Batman special effects.
MildredPierce:
Drunken Fan-Cam
tadpole:
"There can be only one.... Sorry left nut... you've got to be going..."
MildredPierce:
"Hal... open the pod bay doors..... Hal... open the pod bay doors... Hal.. open the bod pay doors...." "I'm afraid you can't say that three times fast, Dave.."
tadpole:
ALWAYS wear your safety belt!
MildredPierce:
"Yeah man... I hide my stash right here under my weed..."
HanoverF:
Woah, I had this same exact dream, I was haunted by the frozen head of Walt Disney, then I found this huge Scrabble throne... and the milkman was there too!
E_B_A:
People will tell you that macaroni makes a horrible Lone Ranger's mask. People are stupid.
harleyQ:
Send $22.95 now and you, too can be a glamorous model like Suzy.
MildredPierce:
o/` We need more Beer! More Beer to Steer the MIR! o/
E_B_A:
It's hard to look sophisticated when you've just lit the tip of a piece of chalk.
Snow_Leopard:
Hot octogenarians are waiting to talk to *you*! 976-GUMS
TravisBickle:
"Travis, you made the papers again." "Really, Jodie? Supercool! Heh heh."
MildredPierce:
Ansel Adams: The Alcoholic Collection.