Hippie:
Be careful where you nap next time, Larry Loafer! Ha! This message brought to you by the Cement Workers of America.
Jazzsoda:
Swiss-Army Idiots.
Hippie:
But mom, we had this last night! *And you'll have it again until you can keep it down, you little bastard!
keogh:
"Remember just one thing...it reduces fat intake and it's inexpensive." "That's two things, George." "Then why am I holding up one finger, smartass?"
Mr13:
So excited that he won his street safety Merit badge, Lil Tommy darted across the street to tell his Mom.
TravisBickle:
"So Mr. Pheonix, did you have a good time at the Viper Room?" *THUD* "I see, do you need a cab? Sir?"
Hippie:
Nothing sucks more than being a mermaid who's late for the A train.
quickdraw:
And now Lex Luthor with tonights top headlines...
Jazzsoda:
"Look out Emerson!" *dives* "Thanks Jazz! Those special effects were almost the end of me!"
keogh:
Champion sumo wrestler Takahashi Yokiro; he disguises himself as a fat drunken Slav and, when you least expect it, slams you in the middle of conversation.
MildredPierce:
Little Johnny was forever traumatized by the day that he walked in on his brother brushing his teeth..
Jazzsoda:
"The fetid stench of my own failure chokes me!" "I made poopies." "This beast will never live, I am a rank has-been!" "I made more poopies."
Hippie:
Yes, Head & Shoulders can completely reverse your head... now you can part your hair on the other side!
tadpole:
"Son, are you 'on the dope'? You aren't 'shooting the smack,' are you?"
MildredPierce:
"Wait, before you leave, I want you to meet my sheet."
Khaymann:
o/ Qir a es u domine... Don a es I Requiem... o/ *whack*
KINGDINOSAUR:
Stop yawning. Now all the cappers will begin to yawn.
GuloGulo:
"What you throw at a craps table, Alex." (yuk yuk yuk...ugh)