BrakYeller:
"Do _you_ know Jesus?" "Why, yes, I just sent him out for some beer and chips, but he'll be back in a few..."
Hippie:
Bargain rather than fight? You are no jedi!
XTree:
"What's that over there? HA! Made myself look!" (Pranks of the truly lonely)
Hippie:
Needless to say, Mom and Pop never left him home alone with the Flow-bee again.
GuloGulo:
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout...." Geez, Vader, you have *no* sense of humor.
Hippiee:
Kate Moss has made the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue!
Agent_Moldy:
"Guys, I've talked it over with my vest, and I've decided it's time I started my own vest club."
TravisBickle:
"Blossom, is it anything you want to talk about?" "Redrum. Redrum..."
Mr13:
"I had the weirdest dream that I had a midget stapled to my back."