HanoverF:
"Now son, you done wrong, it's time to reach into the pocket of punishment... don't be shy, just give that punishment a good yank."
KINGDINOSAUR:
Billy Idol back on tour. "Are you ready to rock?" *ribbit* *creet creet creet*
GersonK:
A titrantula! (sorry, they can't all be winners. heck, some of them aren't even players)
HanoverF:
"Whoa Man, Mayday, Mayday, Charlies on my 6! ...Damn Sheens are always trying to Bogart my score!"
SunSinner:
I can't tell if I'm in flavor country or if I'm alive with pleasure! But boy howdy is my testosterone a-pumpin'!
HanoverF:
Looks like them Deliverance boys showed Kevin Bacon just how wild that river really was.
MadSigntist:
.oO{I must devise a more stable material for my playsure.}
Artanas:
Failed Superhero: Lapelo! "Freeze criminal, or face the power of my lapels! Eat hot stitch!"
MadSigntist:
...and now, in a delightful personal fantasy, I find Cher between the same metal-masher that finished off the Terminator in the first movie.
SunSinner:
Fights over ownership of the Cap'n Crunch Traysure Map were only a small part of the painful divorce...
HanoverF:
"Could you speed it up and get this battle over with, we have to be on a Power Rangers set in twenty minutes."
SunSinner:
Proving that she's twice the man you are and more woman than you'll ever have, Xena gets her kicks rubbing her ass on harsh stone.
Artanas:
Don Popeil? "Order now and receive my package... you hear that scumbags! Hurry or I'll rotisserie your ass!"
HanoverF:
"Sampo?! I thought you were saying Sappho! This is the last time I trust a Norweigan!"
NickRoberts:
Somehow, I knew this is how it would go down when the men came to town.
MadSigntist:
Knew they was good fer sumpin'.
HanoverF:
"Wait a minute... this isn't water...*sniff, sniff* Someones trying to unload a shitload of Michael Jordon Cologne!"
Meldrick:
"Well, don't ask me, Senator. I'm just your 'stupid arm candy,' remember?"