HanoverF:
"And on the right you'll see some of Marlon Brando's white chocolate dipped Palm trees." Oooohhhhh "And on the left, his large gaping maw." Aaaaahh!!!
E_B_A:
The plants watched the horrible fate of the green beans in the microwave, and began to plot their uprising...
Artanas:
"So THAT'S where throwpillows come from! Thanks for demonstrating uncle Stu!"
Meldrick:
"Watch me do my Bo Jangles here.... ha cha cha......" *shove....splash*
Artanas:
Prove positive that the rhythm is gonna get you... not tonight... no, not that easy... when you least expect it... ayuh
E_B_A:
Hot Chick trapdoor. I should have installed one of these years ago!
Angel_Noir:
Elvis in "The Beach". "We have to get off this island!" "I'm sensing some bad vibes, momma. How 'bout a song?" *BLAM!*
Artanas:
"Neck you? But Gwenyth, what man can possibly have that much stamina? I mean look at it, you're like that giraffe from the Toys-r-us commercials!"
E_B_A:
"Oh neat! Air hockey!" "No! It's a griddle!" "AHHHHHH!" "Kids! Ha ha!"
GersonK:
A face only a mother could love. well maybe that's too generous. But it is a face. I'll give it that.
JoeCrow:
Christ I hate flea & tick season
GersonK:
Damn lousy delivery service. We ordered a dead wiseguy on our doorstep, and instead we get a palooka. What chumps.
cduane:
Why male prostitution houses fail
GersonK:
"Milk milk lemonade! Round the corner fudge is made."
Meldrick:
"Sorry, don't recognize you." "Sigh.... *takes off shirt, squats down*""Hey! Aren't you on Sliders?"
HanoverF:
"Cock-it-too-me." Hmm, better then Nixon, but still... NEXT!
Mr13:
Plans for the A-Team 2000 were mercifully abandoned."Eh Mon, I pity dat fool."
HenryBemis:
Looks like we done run over a logo. Oh Christ, it's still twitching...somebody find a log or something.