kiL0waTT:
Meanwhile, in the Monk Cave, Monk-Man, Page-Boy, and MonkMonk Girl consult the Monk-O-Tron 4000 computer...
RoninM:
Luckily, horse manure is a viable substitute for the plutonium needed to run the Flux Capacitor; and anti-gravity engines are easy to build with wood.
Hippie:
Time to slip into my Crunch Berry dress... the Captain loves it!
Agent_Moldy:
"Say, this guy knows how to bob & weave!" "Um, Burgess?" "Son, y'ever think of becoming a boxer?" "That's your shadow, Burg." "Eye udda tigah, champ!"
SunSinner:
"You will have me, wench...you are not dealing with your average 6-piece Chicken McNobody...you are dealing with THE SHAT!"
Generik:
"He's full of DREAD, Jim!" "...What?" "Uh... nothing. Never mind. Just trying to be funny. Never mind."
amycamus:
.oO(Who the hell do I know who could get me in to see The Shirelles...)
Generik:
Spock's secret passion, the one he only indulges while watering the back yard, is to become a member of the Bolshoi Ballet.
bargainbrandbeing:
"We are here to violate you!" "Uh, that's annihilate..."
amycamus:
It's a red letter day for the Berber tribe when Christy Turlington drops in for a sunbathing visit.
robofreak:
Be a pirate.
clover:
Abyss my ass...it's just the inside of Tori Spelling's head.
SunSinner:
"Tibby's in my tummy, and it's oh so very yummy. Now I crush you."
MatrixOrTreats:
Go to the bed. You can only hear my voice. Lie down. When you awake you shall be a happy chicken.
JohnSteed:
The House on Tilted Hill
E_B_A:
"It doesn't really matter. I don't know any evil to speak of."
MatrixOrTreats:
Do you feel better now? I could use some eggs... hint hint.
Scouty:
"Is one eye more heavier than the other? Damn mascara! How you gals do this everyday?!"