Generik:
Set phasers to stunning! Scotty and Uhura make a lovely couple, in this matching expendable crew member outfit!
Geier:
Parry...thrust...skip... twirl... sashay... no, wait; SKIP sashay... jump... dodge... parry... thrust...
MadSigntist:
The viciousness of ancient Celts was no match for ancient Certs.
Angel_Noir:
"I ate his liver with some fries and a coke, and I supersized it!" *SLUUUURP*
daddio:
Since Sami Davis died, Scooter's been auditioning for the Rat Pack
Geier:
Kaptain Kangaroo's mad as Hell, and he's not gonna take it anymore!
CROW1:
"Tell 'em about the anal probe, George!" "Quiet, woman! See, they took this big, long, metal hoop-a-joop, and stuck it up my butt!"
Kit:
And here we see thousands of our young boys who all had their legs from the knee down sawed off. But the brave lads still walked.
Saltydog:
Jake's hobby of photography would have gone much smoother if his mom hadn't kept opening the door to see what was developing.
wolfstud:
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! who flushed the freakin toilet?
Dibbley:
Herve was as good a brother as anyone can ever ask for... *snif*
Rigger:
The Terminator 15: Jello day
numbersix:
"Oh my god, I'm turning into a Wheremagpie again. Everybody run, go, get away from me, run for your lives!"
Xigeous:
"Oh, great! Here's a store that gives 10% off for seniors on Tuesday and we don't even know what year it is!"
Tribble101:
Nancy was really pissed when she was told, she had no good side......
BuckFifty:
"Pinocchio's down! I need some nails and wood stain in here, STAT!"
SunSinner:
You know, the Cracker Jacks toy surprises just aren't as good as they used to be.
JoeCrow:
The Mother Teresa Isolation Tank was a big hit at Our Lady of the Evening Chuch Bazarre