Geier:
The "old way" is to cut off your arm and leave it lying in the shower stall next to a can of yellow soda? Then by all means, get the f*cking Instagone!
JoeCrow:
Freddy Kruger....Lord of the Dance!
Colovion:
Here Daddy, a raisin from the bunny cage!!!
RussThornton:
Hour 13: The refridgerator still hasn't moved. He knows I'm watching him, but sooner or later one of us will have to go to the bathroom.
JorGGrrrl:
Anorexics cocktail party. Costs $40 extra not to get the buffet.
Klatuu:
How much wood would a Cheetwood cheat, if a Cheetwood could cheat wood?
JoeCrow:
...mostly because "Dances With Woodchucks" took up too much room on the marquee.
amycamus:
"Captain! We're approaching the Port Wine Cheese Ball. Should we orbit, or just go right in?"
Geier:
Well, it was Tuesday, and the three-fifteen space-mummy was right on schedule.
Fruit:
If science teaches us anything, it's that our sun isn't blue anymore.
SunSinner:
A bit shy in his "spooning" technique, wouldn't you think!
periwinkle:
Slacker version of ring-around-the-rosy.
RussThornton:
The new cafeteria trays are sure to cause a stir.
JoeCrow:
Easy parallel port hook-up, my ass.
nebulus:
"I never should have worn this hat, now people will think I'm a ninja"
RussThornton:
Now, cough.
JoeCrow:
Sally Scissorhands.
Geier:
"You're (hic!) the only one who under-shtands me, control panel. Well, you and (hic!) that bulkhead over there..."