cynic99:
While Beckett has quickly recovered from the kiss, the girl is still in "lick" mode.
JoeCrow:
You're not my real Mother.....are you?
Cagey_Bee:
Remember, Nuclear Bubblegum requires the use of protective equipment...
clover:
Little did the crew know that their pie eating contest was about to ruined with the sudden appearance of Lard Ass.
JoeCrow:
What the hell did I drink at that Last Supper?
MadSigntist:
The Evil Mutant Krab-Kreatures of Klendathu became even crabbier when they discovered they had no lungs with which to extinguish their birthday candles.
clover:
Apparently an Ethiopian Alien.
faque:
Paula Jones's knees-eye view of the Arkansas governor's mansion.
MarcusBrody:
Johnny Cochran has time to shed four skins before his next trial...
Merlyn96:
"Gee Bill you really think the door did it?" "Shhhh we need to watch it... *i'm sure it was that damn door*
Juden:
One push-up? You mock me! I will do TWO!!!!!
RussThornton:
Geez. And I thought rhinos left a pile...
Tin_God:
Kolchak, that is absolutely the worst chicken impression i've ever seen...
Geier:
I realize that babies are allowed to be overly pleased with themselves when they do something difficult like "make doo-doo", but COME ON!!
JoeCrow:
Edgar Winter, unplugged.
MarcusBrody:
Next time on This Old Crack House... Bob has a Woodstock flashback.
Loodvig:
"but father, venn vill I make Ricola cough drops?"
Geier:
Since he hasn't had a day off since Creation, Charon agrees to let Larry, Moe, and Curly-Joe take over for an afternoon.