AgentQ:
Mischief is in the air as Margaret peeks up from her hidey-hole to yank the old man's walker out from under him. The crack he made when he fell, that's funny.
Geier:
Here, the "Sightings" team prepares to verify that the ocean is wet. Really, REALLY wet.
JoeCrow:
Good son, you'll be a Master-Baiter in no time.
AgentQ:
"I like to play with my slinky, but sometimes my slinky says bad things and makes me go out and kill hookers. I don't know, it's kinda fun, I guess."
GammaBomb:
Sgt. Miller prefers privacy when strip searching himself.
CROW1:
"Noooo! I love gerbils! Gerbils I tell you! Stop your sultry ways, foul temptress!"
Scouty:
"Dem crosses aburnin make me think of dear ol Pa...*sniff* miss the dern basterd"
AgentQ:
Just to piss off his rider, Jimbo the Intelligent Horse got up on his hindlegs and started sauntering around, speaking in a derogatory hick voice.
Geier:
Here, Nessie is seen rising majestically from the water,...uh...growing feathers, and ...uhm...waddling away. Hmmm...
Generik:
The killers of Sonny Bono and Michael Kennedy meet to plot their next dastardly deed.
Lynnette:
In the middle of the faith healing session, Nicholas burst into a James Brown Medley...
AgentQ:
"Think foofy thoughts, think foofy thoughts...'Why hello, miss. I'm Nick Knight, but you can call me All Knight. I like to taste the back of a woman's throat.'"
Xtree:
"Mr. Simpson, that storage company is on the phone again; if you don't pay this month's rent, they'll throw the knife and bloody sweat suit into the street."
AgentQ:
"You were famous for having saved the lives of an entire platoon of soldiers in WWII." "Yes, but that's nothin' compared to when I saved $135 with coupons!"
GammaBomb:
"I'll never eat seafood from Jack in the Box again! Hurl!"
Pakman:
His award trophy case ultimately proved disappointing somehow.
JoeCrow:
It happens everytime he passes a hopscotch chalking
AgentQ:
Make up your own SFC Original Movie title! "Gamma Ray X-12". "The Never People". "Outpost on Mars". "Mechanism". "Space Station K-4".