Buffoon:
"I don't know who you are back there, but I think I love you!"
Cerg:
"Call tech support again, the monitor's not working."" Pull off the dust cover.""Oh."
Occupant:
Now go back to your corners and when the bell rings, come out accounting!
Meldrick:
"Huh? Did that toaster oven just whistle at me?" *Don't flatter yourself, meat puppy.*
TravisBickle:
I hate it when they pass out. Never know if they're playing hard to get or not.
screaming_fist:
The killer is Hawaiian.
JoeAnthrax:
Yeah yeah yeah, bound in human flesh and inked in blood...SEEN IT!!!
Krev:
Its not that funny...
JohnSteed:
*Practicing his pick-up lines* "Say, it's going to take that extinguisher over there to put out the fire in my pants! Uh, no..."
JohnSteed:
"Yes, I do believe that everyone should be able to do anything they want at anytime. Stupid? No, I'm just a parent..."
HenryBemis:
...and Meatloaf was rushed back stage to his waiting respirator, nicknamed "Old Faithful".
Soozcat:
"What is that peculiar odor?" sniffed Earl, little kenning that he'd accidentally plugged the mike into the serial port of a Microsoft Commode2000.
nashtbrutusandshort:
It's *The Adventures of Brother Tibor* -- Trappist monk by day, bicycle messenger by night.
SunSinner:
"WHOA! DUDE! You're actually scratching your pits in public!" "...I'm trying to be nonchalant about it-" "DUDE! Hygiene man, hygiene!"
clover:
We now return to Pre-Historic Popeye.
Hippie:
And this little diddy is called, "It's Christmas in the Castro District." A lot of you have requested "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus," that's coming up...
JoeAnthrax:
"But Mr Miyagi, I'm 47...can't I learn the secret of pleasureing a woman?!?" "Patience, Daniel-san, patience..."
Hippie:
What makes me think whenever Craig T. Nelson turns down a job this guy is right there behind him to scoop it up?