Hippie:
One's a detective! The other only has one arm--and is homosexual! "Reacharound," this fall on NBC--Oh, yeah: We went there, girlfriend!
Occupant:
This cat Shaft is an Old Mother Hubbard . . . NEXT!!!
mistie406:
Urban Stereotypes? No, not here.
Dibbley:
"This is for Lisence to Drive! *wack* This is for Last Resort! *smack*"
Meldrick:
Just as Sandra was about to hail a cab, the Tholians closed their web, taking her totally by surprise.
HanoverF:
"You go to the same Hairdresser as Archie!!"
Meldrick:
"Just you guy wait til I get them colored, then we'll see how silly it was to graft peacock feathers to my ass."
JediClone:
Rover IS Paul Atredies IN "Frank Herbert's DAWG"!
Hippie:
Waking up next to Marilyn Manson was all Kevin Bacon needed to know his drug problem was at catastrophic levels.
SunSinner:
"...I don't particularly care for Bitches Brew...a little strong for my taste...not that I'll pass a hot toddy by."
Hippie:
Darryl! This is Freddie! Yeah... "You've Got Mail" is on! No, no, it just started. And "While You Were Sleeping" is on right after. No shit!
screaming_fist:
"Look, if we're not welcome here we'll just fly away home."
GoodKingWencesLood:
Pete Townsend puts on his rock opera thinking cap.
TheSuncracker:
"...well, if you must know he insisted on 'handlebars' for the times we fornicate in a manner like unto that of hounds."
GoodKingWencesLood:
"ho ho ho... No, that's not right. ho ho Ho! No, that's not it..."
Mr13:
It must be annoying to have Pan as your roommate. "I'm the biggest fairy I tell ya, why do they all laugh at me!?"
GersonK:
"Gotta message for the audience here. Can't hear it? Would ya' like me to turn it up?"
Soozcat:
Welcome to Hootenany's, where the boobs have gotta be real 'coz I don't make enough bussin' tables to afford no implants.