Frankenzinna:
Aw hell...SciFi's crapdusting again. It's a bitch getting it out of my hair, you know.
The_Reynard_Must_Die:
"That doesn't really look like the pirate in the ad." "This one's better." "It's an asparagus." "Yeah."
Tumbler:
Three .. four .. maybe five shovel fulls tops .. could have saved them a life sentence. So look before you race from shallow gravesites. US Dept of Harrowing.
Bloodvig:
"I wave my puffy cartoon hand at you!"
The_Reynard_Must_Die:
"I sense you are going through a painful period." "Yes I am, stop squeezing my temples!" "Do not mess with my juju, wench..."
CaptioneerBOOs:
If you don't think William Baldwin is coked up enough to skull fuck you, thats your first mistake, turning your back on him, thats your second.
keogh:
The muggers thought Marge only had mace in her pocketbook, so when she pulled the Wrath of God out of her change purse they about shit themselves.
CaptioneerBOOs:
"It's not so much a wandering eye as much as it's got a mind all it's own."
Chupacabrartanas:
Grampa? "We are gathered here today to..." What are y... "Celebrate this thing called life..." Oh shit! "Let's go!" MA! He's gonna rip his pants again!
FryGirl:
"Not now, sweetie, mommy needs a fix."
GrrrrsonK:
Damn ATM's out of Frankincense.
Frankenzinna:
You broke it already? That's why we can't have nice things.
The_Enigma:
"Please, ever heard of personal space? Shoo! Shoo!"
GrrrrsonK:
"Is this the vessel with the pestle?" "No, it's the jaegermeister, now drink motherfucker, drink."
Meldrick:
"So, ET, what do you think our chances are?""ET scared shitless.""I heard that."
JediClone:
She mostly trips out at night. mostly.
Meldrick:
No matter how much I squint, I just can't see that damn face Nasa keeps telling me is there.
Cerg:
o~Mommy wow! I'm a big kid now~o