HanoverF:
That Van Helsing is a crafty one, Dracula never noticed there was anything odd about his pogo stick until it was too late.
TravisBickle:
Radu for Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor... *gulp gulp* *wheeeze* DAAAAMN!
WaffleKing:
Well I could have told you to never date OJ Simpson in the first place
Screaming_First:
About to find out what a pane in the ass really is like.
SoozBlackCat:
I sense a great disturbance in the Force... something fresh and full of life. Vader must be using Mentos again.
Vix44:
So, Patrick Stewart's film career has boiled down to watching pork-rind consuming chunky gals in ten-gallon hats?
Chupacabrartanas:
Frampton Comes Unglued: Minor Assembly Required:? Friggin Sears!
GrrrrsonK:
"This little piggy went to market."
Screaming_First:
"Icky poo! ICKY POO!"
BeelzeBemis:
"Ed, get yer freaky Carrot Top doll out of my room!"
CaptioneerBOOs:
"Now look, just a heads up, this Pubic hair shaving falls under don't ask, don't tell."
JediCorpse:
.oO(Even in macho studly COMBAT GEAR I look like a total geek! DAMN!)Oo.
mvbd0526:
At what...Denny's?
Chupacabrartanas:
"Now *THUMP* You'll tell me *THUMP* all the information *THUMP* I need to collar *THUMP* the suspects *THUMP* or I'll continue *THUMP* mating with the table"
CaptioneerBOOs:
"What do you mean theres no such thing as a vow of inebriation... check again!" *hic*
Chupacabrartanas:
Nothing makes a midriff as sexy as an open wound I always say *THUD*
GrrrrsonK:
Nun shall pass!
Frankenzinna:
Famke naturally produces her very own raisins. Still can't make her own gravy, though.