Genscareik:
Raiding marijuana patches in Northern California, Officer Tubbs takes time to roll a few joints for later...
Beedo:
Peppridge Faam remembers where you live.
Raven__:
...a man walks into a bar...( i think the joke speaks for its self... unfortunatly it only knows 4 letter words.)
HenryBemis:
Where the Red & Fern Grows. (sorry, only thing I could think of)
Chupacabrartanas:
Chat room now open, join us at www.voightnudies.com tonight....
Sunflash_the_Mace:
...and damnit Steve, WHY must you always look like you're going to cry?
Chupacabrartanas:
Failed Superhero: The Mighty Prostrator! "All villains tremble at the might of my gland!"
SoozBlackCat:
"All skate, change directions" my burgi ass! I've got weak ankles, do you hear!"
Jack_E_Lantern:
Can the cops protect their Krispy Kreme shipment from Diabolik?
Sunflash_the_Mace:
I'll *STOMP* teach those *STOMP* damn neighbors downstairs *STOMP* to play their rock-and-roll music *STOMP* all damn night *STOMP*
Shockupant:
No one messes with Mike Nesmith! You hear me? Top of the world, Davy!!! TOP OF THE WORLD!!!
Chupacabrartanas:
Strange drumset... hmmm, Dudeman must be the highhats....
UnDeadality:
"Why yes, yes I did give her a tongue lashing the likes of which the world has never seen. Why do you ask?"
The_Reynard_Must_Die:
"Men with long fingers got LONG finger shadows, baby!" "Um...sure." "Watch me make a spider!"
NurseferatuNoir:
"Makes keyboarding a bitch, but it's worth it for all the chicks it gets me!"
TravisBickle:
"Vandekamps?" "Vampire." "Wormpile?" "Vampire." "Vahrvoolf?" "I KNEW that was you!"
Shockupant:
As "The Boys in the Charles Band" continues, Tim Thomerson reveals that he was secretly acting all along.
TravisBickle:
You know, only Charles Band would use real castles that still look like cheap matte work.