g:
That's it Bob...I'm filing for divorce...all you do is watch Sesame Street reruns and spit string beans all day...
JoeCrow:
We are experiencing slight turbulance...and does anyone know how to fly a plane?
PezCat:
The captain mercilessly beats down a terrorist who threatened the passengers with the inflight tapioca.
Area51_14:
Uhh, you got something on your head! Oh, nevermind its just a sniper's laser. Nothing to fear.
AgentQ:
This week on Goofy Shakespeare... "Prithy, sir, that thine wench has stepped forth into some poopies!" "Poopies? This cannot be! Thou art unclean!"
Merlyn96:
"Ya think it's dead?" I dunno i figure ya should poke it somore.
Scouty:
Got fighting poodles in my pants...yep...
ChilledPenguin:
"NASA has just received the first-ever transmitted pictures from Pluto -- apparently, it's covered with Orson Welles' kidney stones!"
WaffleKing:
THERE'S A MAN OUT ON THE WING!!! oh wait, he's fueling. sorry
amycamus:
Man! Burl Ives has lost weight! Even Burl Ives' GHOST has lost weight!
Elle:
And the sun rises over the Silicon Valley..technicians and engineers run from it's harmful rays..
Geier:
Will wasn't crazy about his son's "Saturn" birth-mark, but at least it was better than the neighbor kid's "666".
CaveDweller:
Courtney Love's heroin needle.
MadSigntist:
When Kali was not dispassionately dispensing death, she enjoyed a quiet evening at home channel surfing.
Generik:
Looks like that night-stalking thing has finally paid off: He caught up with it.
D_Idaho:
"So when did you start making suburban camoflage ma'am?"
Klatuu:
Editor...Credit Editor...Debit Creditor...Ribbit Mandalor...Bobbit PandaBear...
Occupant:
When they cancelled Swamp Thing, they made a nice easy chair out of Dick Durock.