HenryBemis:
o/~ Ohhh...Iamtheverymodelofa modernmajor---...aw, screw it!
Artanas:
X-TREEEEME Shelly Duvall! PURRRRRRRGE!!!
SunSinner:
...you know, I expected something a lot different from Pusseus Versus the AssKraken...that'll teach me to order videos online.
screaming_fist:
Old Blood and Guts. Actually, mostly guts.
Mr13:
Skeeter didn't know what those aliens did to him, but he was thankful his constipation was gone.
Itzart:
Oh, you bet your sweet ass I represent the Lollipop Guild.
GersonK:
"And there on the handle, was a half finished form 2090A based on schedule 21B"
Itzart:
I call to order this meeting of the 12th Street Schvonstukers. First order of business--Who's snickering?
YibbleGuy:
"My angelic goodness causes me to glow from within. You, on the other hand, are human, and therefore corrupt. You will burn in Hell."
E_the_E:
After this, he knew he must become the superhero S.T.I.C.K.I.N.S.E.C.T. .
Chupacabrartanas:
"Jimbo! I found Wings Hauser! He fucking rocks man!"
JediCorpse:
It really sucks to have a hyperactive sense of touch...
FryGirl:
"Hey, baby...girl, I missed that sweet sugar!"
GrrrrsonK:
Back in those days, the Sears Catalog never realized what was in store for it until it was too late.
Hinermad:
Those neighbors upstairs, always playing that music. Sounds like... Innagaddadavida? No... yes! Yes it is! Turn it up dudes!
Genscareik:
Jenny Craig, Warrior Princess. (Before)
Genscareik:
Jenny Craig, Warrior Princess. (After)
YingsPopcornBalls:
At Pearby's we let you choose the baby you want to eat! Just pick one out of the baby bin next to the lobster tank!!