Meldrick:
Seeing the color of her hair, Sammy 'the Bull' gores and tramples her to death.
HRPuffenstuff:
o/` I see trees of green, hicks of white. I see them drinking. I see them fight. And I think to myself, sweet home Alabama...o/
Meldrick:
Ha! A planet where man evolved from chewed gum! How does that fit in your so-called 'theology?'
SunSinner:
"Swab Man is here...Swab Man is bored...Swab Man feels his talents are not being utilized to their fullest extent."
Meldrick:
Every February, Peter Weller comes out of his cave. If he sees his shadow, it's another year of his career in the toilet.
E_B_A:
"Down in Texas... folk just love competin' in the old Infant Toss... GO FOR DISTANCE!"
Wicker_Chair:
Meanwhile, at the state maximum security prison for over acting...
SunSinner:
*gasp!* I've seen impressive neck wattle in my day...but that's a damn fine slab of head fat if ever I saw one.
nashtbrutusandshort:
"This is His body, this is His blood": Doogie Howser, S.J.
Laurie2K:
"Well now.. according to my wife, the Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat. She's pretty dumb at times."
402:
"You got the cutest little wattle..." *jiggles it*
Ghosthuntr:
OK show of hands, who thinks I have no singing talent whatsoever?
402:
"And then the Romulans de-cloaked off the port bow...." *makes airplane noises* "..but I was gettin' it on with another space bimbo!"
Neoknight:
Dear Penis: I don't think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave, but now you stare at the floor....
Artanas:
And thus ended his ingested chlorox experiments, serving Jan Michael Vincent no salvation *THUD*
SunSinner:
"Mom! Stop jigglin' my love handles!" "Raised you from a boy I did...carried you 9 months in my womb...suckled you for 16 years...I'll fondle as I please, boy."
E_B_A:
"I don't understand why cardboard fashions never caught on... and boy do I itch!"
Tumbler:
"You better have money for the pizza, Easter Island Head ... or I'll go medieval all over your sorry, South Seas ass ... got it?"