JediClone:
... and the newest Back Street Boy... The Fruity One!... "HUH?" "er... The Fruity One Who Wears Black! "OOOOOOHHHHHH!" *cheers* *wild applause*
Artanas:
Shaddap, plenty of sangria left for you too Raul "I want fruity bits!" Sure you do Raul, sure you do!
SunSinner:
"...and, dude, if you're really subtle you can even walk next to the girls in the hall and 'accidently' bump into their woobies with your elbow...like this, man
Tumbler:
"Mr De Niro .. what are YOU doing here?" - "You talking to me? .. well, shut up .. I'm busy viewing stuff."
JoeAnthrax:
"Miss Xena, I'm afraid you're at the wrong competition. This is the Pastel Princesses...the Diesel Dyke Competition is down the hallway..."
Tumbler:
The newest Bond Girl ... Pussee de Pew.
Tumbler:
s/- here she is ... Miss Least Infected ...
Artanas:
Forget Ares, it's greek god Dongus you really have to keep an eye out for.... literally...
Tumbler:
"Lemme adjust my cod."
Angel_Noir:
Klingon 70's TV Kid Shows. "Hey, hey, hey! It's FAAAAAAT Wyxznknor son of Teaklnu of the house of Utyrnarl!"
Artanas:
"Your mother stacks cups in hell Karras!!" NEXT!
JediClone:
Stephen Tylor IS Mick Jagger AS Sammy Hagar IN "Two Out Of Three Aint Bad"! The next VH1 Original Movie!
Reynard_T_Fox:
Somehow, possessing the world's biggest goiter just didn't bring in the ladies for Jeff...
LSDiscipleX:
guess who paid to much for their car insurance?
JediClone:
Now it's time for a Free Love Fairy Tale! One Upon a time, a little bear found Golidocks in his bed! He said Lets throw off the shackles of The Man & get it on!
Haight:
I can't go play ball - foghorn leghorn is coming over to taunt me about my 'long haired books'
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Guess who woves you THIS much!" "Stop that."
Torgone:
Oh, were those your balls I just punched? Sorry.