Artanas:
"Fellas, is your scrotum exceptionally hairy? Order the Shorner today!"
Hippie:
His leg's going wild--what the hell's she scratching?
screaming_fist:
"Sorry kid, you don't have what it takes to be a shitkicker."
Vaelyn:
I can't hear you, Tommy!!! My hairdryer is too loud!!!!
HanoverF:
An Ancient Civilization that worshiped Joe Don Baker? page 48
JoeAnthrax:
"So you want me to go in there and get a cask of amontillado?" "Actually...it's Beau-golias."
Penemue:
"Well, I know I'm just a nurse...but I'd say you lost her doc."
screaming_fist:
...but not before he warms up first.
JoeAnthrax:
"Ma'am, at the UPS we appreciate your gratitude, but I really don't need a hug."
FryGirl:
Bouncin' and behavin', or, 'How I Went From Flat To Fluffy'.
HenryBemis:
The backhair plugs were not taking well to their new home...
SoozBlackCat:
Even beasts bow before the awesome spectacle of Mann Boobs!
Sunflash_the_Mace:
All of his lice and fleas think it's a carnival ride when he flings his hair like this.
Chupacabrartanas:
Uh, dad? "Fuck you, it works for Gene Simmons!"
HanoverF:
sucking on a pacifier just totally blows the whole vampire mystique
BeelzeBemis:
"Can't I just take the purple pill and get rid of this heartburn?"
SoozBlackCat:
"Why, she's no fun, she fell right over."
Chupacabrartanas:
"Well, there's no gold down in these miEEEEEEEEEEEK!" "Here's some gold for you!"