Cerg:
"I brought my semen sample...where'd you go?"
Artanas:
My, I hope she used some Neosporin under that bandaid.... huh? Wuzzat?
nashtbrutusandshort:
Right in the middle of an irritable bowel flareup -- helluva time for an epiphany.
Hippie:
Dunno. He said he was the Grinch who stole CHRISTMAS, not tacky shit. I guess we should be grateful we still got everything.
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Dammit -- they beat me to it again. Curse you, Mailbox of Values!"
Hippie:
Are you sure she's the one who stole your clothes, Shaquille?
Dibbley:
"Dammit, that thing is going to hump the building again. Someone get the hose."
Hippie:
I had to tell you, Head on A Stick... I'm pregnant. *GASP*! Is it mine? *Uh... no. You're a head on a stick. *But we-- *I don't think THAT counts.
Soozcat:
Shellie soon learned to ignore the men humming "M-I-C... K-E-Y..." under their breath.
cscott:
"I'm sorry, but I'm not buying him without looking at his teeth."