Tumbler:
Geez .. don't often find a couple that are both un-circumcised. "Good luck you two."
stdio_h:
Partnership for a Drug Free America spot
Tumbler:
"Is that a staff under your robe OR are you just glad to *WHACK WHACK SPLAT thud* "F**kin' Philistines."
Occupant:
Cat-ass-trophy?
BuckFifty:
Billy Blanks Incredible Hulk impersonation was going smoothly... then he tried to 'rampage' through the plexiglass... *RAWWRRR* *thud* *slide down to ground*
Angel_Noir:
"Move over, bacon! It's Beau-a-lean!"
Generik:
Not only are ballplayers overpaid these days, but the perks are unreal as well. Bobby Campbell here has his own ass-massager between innings.
keogh:
"So you understand the tax code now?" "Yeah." "Okay, good. Listen, I gotta lie back down in the coffin or people are gonna freak."
Generik:
"Isn't there supposed to be a mustache attached to that Groucho nose?" "What Groucho nose?" "Er... never mind."
keogh:
"Maybe I shouldn't have killed that man just to watch him die." "Uh...what?" "Um...I said...aren't the stars, uh...shit, another witness...this is too hard."
TravisBickle:
Only the ballsiest workers hung out at the tequila cooler.
HanoverF:
It's true, just say "Hack" five times in front of a mirror and Rob Lowe will appear behind you and start touching himself... sometimes a hacking cough works too
Tunk:
Hoss and Little Joe were startled when Kirk wandered through the Ponderosa looking for the bridge.
GersonK:
Time expired. Please insert one cookie.
Meldrick:
"It is I, Othello, come to call all my homies out, an bust a cap in Iago's ass!"
Soozcat:
Kirk had to think fast. The Teletubby Fortress was heavily guarded, and whenever he tried the flying leg kick, the guards would only cry "Again, again!"
amycamus:
"This is MY mud-puppy hole! Ya'll go giggin' somewheres else!"
JediClone:
"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiid somebody say 'tighty whities'?..."