TravisBickle:
Jay would wander the countryside, in full metal dress, asking people, "So, when's Autograph getting back together?" Jay got the crap kicked out of him.... a lot
E_B_A:
"Who are you to bust in here when we are about to cross the cleavage of that rock, walking abreast?" "I feel like a real boob."
Artanas:
Guess who's wearing the Depends and win a dollar. Guess who's smelling the Depends and win a hundred.
E_B_A:
"It's my friggin' minstrel cycle! Pardon me while I put on black face and a straw hat. I wanna sing Mammy."
Artanas:
"I'm king of the drag! WOOO...no wait... I'm QUEEN of the drag! WOO... no no... I'm a drag queen! WOOOOO!"
Angel_Noir:
"This boat dates back to the Vikings." "Why does it have an outboard motor?" "Valhalla. Big watersking resort. Lets move on..."
Meldrick:
"I come from a land down under! It's true! Watch!" *urrrp....... CHUNDER!!* "It meant throw up? Oh yuck!"
E_B_A:
Up next, Seal Clubbing with Don Lapre: "And you'll discover that with just the right amount of swing, you can make hundreds of dollars on the fur market alone!"
Angel_Noir:
"The bush was on fire and telling me to take my shoes off. 'Holy ground', or something. Pissed on it."
E_B_A:
"And don't forget to floss afterwards..." "Yes, Ma..."
Meldrick:
"Tighter, dear. Truss has to be snug, to mince a sashey for todays euro-trash movie villan."Yes, Mr. Rickman."
Artanas:
Ooo! He's in love! Brando doesn't show his impacted Cheerio to just any woman!
Tumbler:
*off camera* "NO NO .. You're not a leering king !! .. It's Shakespeare you dumbass .... "
JoeAnthrax:
That Thomas Dolby is one bad motha'...hey isn't anybody gonna say "Shut yo' mouth!"? Anybody???
JoeCrow:
Putting those railroad spikes in there really surprised the shit outta' that FritoLay guy
Artanas:
"What do you say?" "But I don't feel like working for the weekend again" "Either that or hand at Cory Harts pad" "Since you put it that way..."
Tumbler:
The original costume for 'SuperFly '. " Yo skank .. wanna buy some bitches?" *CUT* "Ron, it's buy some skank." - "Really? .. it makes no sense that way."
Artanas:
"So I ask you, loyal congregation of the almighty. What can possibly feel better than a nice ass parked on your chest? What?!"