Crowmeus:
I am CrackorJak
Scouty:
Universal signal for: "Help me dumbass!!! I'm sinking in quicksand!!!"
Saltydog:
"Reporter Carl Weiss is on the scene of the fire. Carl?" "YAAAAAAHAAAHGGGHH!" "We'll get back to Carl in a moment."
Xtree:
"Sit, Spot. SIT!"
Artanas:
"Name's Reb" "Reb? Reb? What's that short for?" "Dunno...I think it's gotta do something with coming out of the womb ass first" "Oh"
Generik:
What's this...? A summons? Well... watch for me next week, on "Hearings."
HanoverF:
I've tried tipping a valet with AOL give-away disks, it does'nt work!
Jazzsoda:
One perk about preying on the nearly blind was that Norman didn't have to dress up like his mom or anything, hell, he could use a frosting knife.
Xigeous:
Shari Lewis's unpopular Silence of the Lambchop puppet.
JoeCrow:
W.C.Fields is POWDER
Generik:
Still doesn't know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Slim-Jim.
amycamus:
"VICtuals?! Hehehe! It's 'VITTLES', ya mOron!"
robofreak:
"They call me Mellow Yellow....quite rightly"
E_B_A:
Billy's spontanious urination always ruined family videos.
DiscoDracula:
"I'm about to hand down an 11th Commandment if you don't get that thing outta my ass right now!"
E_B_A:
"Gee. No one laughs at my caption about the Sci Fi logo. But it still doesn't mean I'm a bad person." (Yes it does)
Artanas:
"In the name of the Father... the Son... and Jackie Chan" *THWAP*
turkey_B_A:
Gary Coleman is preserved in amber because... well... er... like we need a reason! Come on! It's fun!