Geier:
Little Satan went merrily on his way, gleefully trolling for souls to drag down to the fiery pit...
D_Idaho:
My god, its full of stars!
Elle:
Cows are NEVER that clean..and they moo as you drive by..they've got attitude where I live.
CaveDweller:
"MOM!! Jerry Lee Lewis asked me to marry him!"
JoeCrow:
Cardinal Kroll was a Saint, but his breath could knock a buzzard off a $hit Wagon.
Geier:
The chaperones thought it was BAD ENOUGH that Mary went to the costume party dressed as a condom. But that "visual aid" she brought was even worse!
Generik:
She donated money to Cedars-Sinai, and they're going to name part of the hospital after her... Yep, Picabo ICU.
amycamus:
"Honey, are you SURE no one's come between us? I have the funniest suspicion."
Xtree:
The temptation to put the pack of firecrackers in his father's Playboy proved too great for young Ted Kaczynski...
Geier:
It took Mom & Dad nearly four months to realize that they had accidentally blocked The Nashville network instead of The Playboy Channel.
CaveDweller:
"Now Bobby, if you get a strike, Aunt Mary will buy you a Budweiser! How's THAT sound?"
Elle:
I'm allergic to Corn Flake dander..
Geier:
"Welcome to the neighborhood, and please accept this offering of raw, salted calve's liver as a token of respect and affection and allegiance to our dark lord."
Dutchy:
Occasionally we just hook Rodney up to the plow and let him run around for a while.
Generik:
The police wait for Tim, on an all-new Touched by an Uncle.
ArsenalXIII:
Deadly wraps of two-ply haunted the old manor, looking for another butt to wipe.
Occupant:
Tell that to my 14.4 modem
RussThornton:
Dell computers: now with erogenous zones.