Artanas:
Yep, catching a quick whiff of the air contained in a bag of potato chips can have this effect... or so I've heard
SunSinner:
"I tremble with power...I ache with disease...I've been Sci Fi'd up the wazoo, yet I want more more more."
Artanas:
"We control the vertical, horizontal, diagonal, but not our bowels, woopsie!
Geier:
Looks like God's suffering a bit of what we men like to call "Drippage."
Artanas:
Ah, the first time is always the sweetest
SunSinner:
Even when he's enlarged, you should never ever let your prostate play in the road alone...because, when all is said and done, he still loves you.
Meldrick:
There's the backfat. Now all this show needs is some sheetcake.
SunSinner:
Boiled dog? Well, they're not known as Chinese Cresteds for nothing.
E_B_A:
"I'm Angry Face, and this is my good buddy, Schikman! His forehead lifts the hair while his nose and chin gently cut at the root!"
SunSinner:
"I Scheider when I want to, wherever I want to, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Here, look at the chicken meat of my inner thigh...."
SunSinner:
I take it back...Scheider's chicken meat inner thigh is no match for the soft curvature of Kirk Douglas.
E_B_A:
"We've got Plum Fairies in the main hatch!" "Full throttle to the lampost! Sugar the corncobs! Shave the Sno Cones! Fool sleet my head!"
SunSinner:
Faster, Pussycat, Trill Trill.
HanoverF:
Hmm, did they say second star on the right and straight on till morning, cause its been like, two days. "Ginzu nuts!" Aww crap, we been following a Plum Fairy!!
JoeCrow:
What, did you think it would have property of the HRM's Zoo stamped on it?
SunSinner:
Cool! It's time for Brando's biannual deep cleansing enema...sock-eyed salmon from around the world flood to it to swim upstream and spawn...beautiful sight.
Artanas:
Yep, standing under Godzilla while he's urinating on a small village could be tasty. Eh Yoshimoto? *THUD*
SunSinner:
...of course it takes a special blend to get the perfect enema for Brando's needs...strict guidelines are always followed, and then kicked up a notch.