Scouty:
Joe eats the potato chip and is suddenly possessed by the spirit of the dead potato
JSpice:
"You were great, man."
DrChandra:
Yes, the Weed Devil (tm) with enough deep-reaching, soil-aerating power to SMASH the Communists once and for all!!! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! *drool*
Artanas:
A wholly naked Dirk Benedict cannot be captured on film, or any other medium for that matter. It's his Van Allen belts he claims...
Generik:
The bouncer at the Roaring 20's when MadSigntist and SunSinner walked in together...
Geier:
Their love was brazen, daring, and forbidden, but ultimately it would unite a continent in a bond of joy that would speak to the ages...
Geier:
Jack gives the International Sign of the Goat Fellatrix to his "homies". ...Jack isn't very bright.
Generik:
Tonight on the Igneous Geometries of Insignificance, Leonard Nimoy lets some drool pool at the edge of his lip for half an hour while humming "Bilbo" softly.
amycamus:
"Sometimes I feel like a pair of ragged claws, scuttling across the floors of silent seas." "Shut up and do your job."
SunSinner:
OK, OK...will this take me Beyond the Valley of the Dolls or Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens? Damn, decisions decisions.
amycamus:
"So you see, I'm going as Spock this year to dramatize my point about Mr. Blackwell's list containing some truly hideous offenders this year."
animebabe:
New from the makers of Christianity WOW! I Can't Believe It's Not Mary! Also in I Can't Believe It's Not Mary LITE!
turkey_B_A:
"Mr. Meatloaf Head! It's gotta sell! It's just gotta! I invested grandma's retirement fund here..."
Angel_Noir:
"S'up Vygr?" "Bappa." "Word."
Artanas:
"Riders on the storm man, leprechauns in my pants, jiggling there little bells this way and that" "Snorting ammonia Dude?" "Yeah, how'd you guess?"
turkey_B_A:
"Wow, Steve. You're right. When you press the top of my visor in, it does pop my head. This looks like Trouble." "Trouble?" "Trouble." "Trouble!"
Artanas:
Never fear! Tito Jackson's got the magical candy apple! *TING*
SunSinner:
...and a young Kevin Bacon slinks off to party hardy with the Underwood Devil...and the rest, as they say, is history.