SunSinner:
Gettin' down wit yo bad ass self just isn't something that should be done solely for the hell of it...no, to please the aesthetic more is required.
JoeCrow:
Lactating heavy water does have it's certain drawbacks
SunSinner:
One too many Moxies and you too will wake up feeling like you've been hogtied by a Maine fishwife.
Artanas:
"Will.... *RIIIIP* tearing off my labia help any? Hello? Dammit"
Dairai:
"Here at Defiance Carpets, we lay everything but eggs!" "*grunt* Uh, Dave...?" "Crap. Okay, eggs, too..."
YibbleGuy:
We now return to "The Big Green Thing That Ate James Coburn."
Chupacabrartanas:
The sexual fenzy is astonishing, you go boy. Weld like a beast!
Angel_Noir:
Although a heart and a brain were the most popular request, The Great and Powerful Oz kept a spare clitoris or two lying around just in case.
The_Reynard_Must_Die:
Steve, we said to put the *pantyhose* on your head, not the pantyhose *container*! The hose is a nice touch, though..
TravisBickle:
His symbiotic jet pack scared the crap out of everyone, but he was never ever late.
Meldrick:
"Ships about to blow, the alien is hot on my ass, but hell, who knows when I'll get a chance to rave again?"
MrTim:
Kathleen Turner just couldn't resist John Lennon when he dressed up as Snuffleufagus.
TravisBickle:
Oprah. Uma.... Uma. Oprah.... Oprah. Gary Numan.... Gary Nu- THE HELL?!?
mrbigbootang:
A nipple for a nose can get you places in a male dominated world my mother told me. But noooo! It has to always be "titty twister time" for the school bully!
Hippie:
This shot's only half-wasted
Artanas:
Okay... who let the hogs out?
GrrrsonK:
Jack consoled himself with the fact that while it wasn't very big, it was very very shiny. And they said he couldn't polish one.
Hippie:
Everyone in high school has that experience of a hamster bursting out your chest Alien-style. But no one admits it because they think they're the only ones.
GuloGulo:
It's hard to act casual when you've got two pounds of fresh-from-the-butcher beef in your pocket.
aaabbbccc:
did they come to the Elvis Tex Depot to disect fetal pigs?