WaffleKing:
he died as he lived, in a pool of his own urine
amycamus:
...as opposed to Euell Gibbons, the Daystalker.
Generik:
Yes, it's Buddhist monk Friday again... careful with that cigarette!
Occupant:
After Woodstock, Lenny pretty much forgot all about Squiggy and opened a head shop in Berkeley.
Cleo256:
Oh no! I thought a bris was a candy!
g:
"I don't know Jack---what if susan finds out of our "Leather Banana Romps"---Okay! Who wrote this!?
darkvortex:
Roy Scheider IS James Woods AS Christopher Walken IN The Prophecy 3: Electric Boogaloo
CaveDweller:
That tick's flying pretty close to that dog's ass!
Scouty:
Hey ladies!!! Charles Manson is out on parole and single!!!
Steve_Reeves:
Salvador Dali's nightmare...clocks that retain their original shape...
Geier:
Some day, everyone will centrifuge their eggs before cooking them. Until then, there's...uh...this guy.
amycamus:
Roy does his best Alan Alda impersonation, but it fails to quell the mutiny.
Geier:
Biff debated whether he had time to piss in Jenny's coffee before she came back. ...Uh, Biff was a bit cranky, some mornings.
Generik:
Bill often had to reinflate his right arm using the discreet pinky-nozzle.
Bigstupid:
I don't think you should dwell on your wife, Phil. She's not coming back and....Saay Phil! You've got a nice ass!
Geier:
Tinkerbell's older sister, Dinner.
Klatuu:
OUT VILE DeMUNN! BEGONE FROM THIS HOLY PLACE!
D_Idaho:
"Put the septic tank in the attic, what were they thinking?"