Korbert07:
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duckman99:
Piss off, the Fig Newtons are mine!
MirandaRamsey:
John Henson says: "SHUT UP!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Oh man, no! Of all times for Sci Fi to put their stupid logo up.
PassoverF:
That was a close one, if the Sci-fi logo had seen all those others it would have run off to play with them, and then it couldn't whore for Sci-Fi.
RockyRaccoon:
I am going to pimp slap that damn planet if it doesn't go away.
Enapov:
Captain, there is a disturbance over my head. -It calls itself a "Rating."
Principal_Skinner:
(Computer):~~ "Welcome to HotVulcansXXX.com, enter your password." ~~ (Spock): Oh me? Uh, I was just checking my e-mail.
Dairai:
Knowing it's only a matter of time before Spock shows up and starts his shit, McCoy readies his mace...
RIZZZ:
"Yo, Kirk, quit Bogartin' that Spyrograph!"
Dairai:
Vulcan equivalent of a hissey-fit.
UnReality:
"Proctology exam go well?"
ABServo:
Kirk finds out the hard way whether or not the paper shredder works...
Scouty:
"This damn gumball machine stole my quarter!!! Set phasers to kill, Spock!"
UnReality:
"C'mon, Spock, put your right foot in. Put your right foot out. Put your right foot in and shake it all about."
YingYang:
"My Subaru Outback is parked at the Outback stakehouse. Mate!"
144b:
He tries out for the road production of Grease.
YingYang:
"Hey, father, I got yer sacrement right here!!!"